9/24/2007

JOKE OF THE DAY: Favorite Quote (in BM) from Samy Velu

Samy Vellu

(1) Samy Velu on Pos Laju: "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI".

(2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said: "Kemaluan saya besar".

(3) On drugs: "...orang-orang muda sekarang banyak hisap dada".

(4) Samy said in a ceramah, "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong di sini". One pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied, "Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!".

(5) Samy's favorite quote on national television: "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"

(6) During the water shortage crisis: "Semua orang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!"

(7) During blood donation campaign in Sungai Siput: "...marilah kita semua menderma dara...".

(8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua..." (actually is "saudara-saudari").

(9) At an opening ceremony: "Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain".

(10) Commenting about his modesty: "Sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar".

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5 Comments:

At 10:32 下午, Blogger Ngam said...

我真的顶你不顺!差点让我喷饭...

 
At 10:34 下午, Blogger Ngam said...

差一点让我喷饭,真顶你不顺!

 
At 8:45 上午, Blogger Athan 串门子阿兄 said...

Wah Lau,

Absolutely MALAYSIAN!!!!

 
At 9:57 上午, Anonymous 匿名 said...

停电是天灾啊!事实上这个男人连kemaluan都没有。

 
At 10:00 下午, Blogger Alex (振辉) said...

每次来这儿串串门子,总是有意外收获,果然是够辣的TomYam。我顶不顺你的TomYam,更顶不顺那个不知廉耻的家伙,一次又一次的献宝兼乱吠!

 

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